Dodrugsnotpugs
  1. alaiha:

    truezodiacfact:

    We’re adults and we get to decide what that means: The Home Depot Edition

    As a Home Depot employee, I hate you.

  2. rumour:

    has it

    (via pizza)

  3. awannabeanimecharacter:

    panicatthedanetrain:

    Things I DO NOT want:

    • Another pretty face
    • Just anyone to hold
    • My love to go to waste

    Things I DO want:

    • You
    • Your beautiful soul

    image

    (via alaiha)

  4. narutooth:

    neptunain:

    can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

    image

    covalent bonds

    (via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  5. (Source: morondeluxe, via shift-loser)

  6. ixnay-on-the-oddk:

    lunatrip:

    lunatrip:

    sicam:

    sicam:

    what do you call a woman with an opinion

    wrong

    What do you call a guy that makes sexist jokes

    Single

    image

    (via alaiha)

  7. gluttonforpunsihment:

    particularscarf:

    search-the-castle:

    quadrants:

    nitwitsandthingamabobs:

    shinichiwinchester:

    lonely—mountain:

    ridiculousinpiccadilly:

    gallifrey-feels:

    lizrrd-queen:

    satanslittlebuttercup:

    *nearby lesbian laughter*

    *muffled asexual snickering*

    *conflicted pansexual noises*

    *moderately panicked bisexual muttering*

    HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH

    Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.

    Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

    Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.

    Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.

    *asexual snickering increases in volume*

    (via alaiha)

    (Source: aechilles, via maxs-revenge)

  8. literallyrad:

    there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

    (via daydreams-of-the-insane)

  9. t1m3l0rdh4nj1:

    Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.

    (via alaiha)

    Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

    (Source: tinarannosaurus, via pizza)

    awkward-unitato:

     Reasons why kids cry..

    (Source: naydoh, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

  10. 4gifs:

    [video]

    (Source: ForGIFs.com)



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